How Can I Wash My Airwalk

Talents

I know I'm pretty boring, especially when talking about talent or, in this case, their total absence.
This kind of thinking, often conditioned by a good mix of pessimism and cynicism, born of recent experience that I tried, or send two of my stories for the anthology horror: in addition to not being accepted, which is the least I've seen commenting on worse shit and is safe to ignore both my work. Not only that: I just received three reviews, two for the first and the second one, all totally negative and totally absurd written by morons who saw their action as a burden to themselves and their own divine nature, had to comment me that oh, I am disgusting! \u0026lt;3
I wanted to write a long message of thanks, which would begin with "Hello assholes" and, possibly, end with "Yours sincerely, fuck you" by doing so I actually understand what is polite and politically correct. And not because I
selfish that allows me to ignore it, but because I have a full conapevolezza of my absolute lack of talent, and then I find very annoying that someone should slam in the face with the air of one who is me also doing you a favor, write is was the worst thing I could not in all, and now, thanks to some pisquano believed the new Dario For ( Dario For in my opinion, talking about papal papal should amputate the hands) I feel like I did not know not even write a sentence with the correct syntax.

And to think that the things I try to understand that they are denied to:

• Singing
• Draw
• Playing any instrument
• sport which requires high hand-eye coordination
• Flirting (giuro!) Write
• (apparently)
• Swimming in any style, except the frog.
• Avoid profanity
• Pretend attention to someone who I consider a jerk
• behave like a girl (see above)
• Get along with idiots
• hide my misanthropic side and opened the door to life
• dall'insultare restrain people when they are in the car, whether you drive me to drive someone else.

According to the above list, I have the perfect knowledge of being a sort of human case, a rare beast that should generally be avoided as it can not live in the community and establish a relationship of equality (that made me put in ihis place, smiling as if I were under the influence of peyote) with others who pretend to be nice to me.
I had trouble dealing with people in elementary school, let alone once they arrive at university, where I saw another that the balls remain so even after eleven years of compulsory education, for example, in my course of Greek history, I was able to get in touch with some people really Amable, such as:

egocentrism Radical Chic shabby : the quintessence of coglionaggine. He feels God, of course, because he went to high school and have forced the chased, with tenacity and excellent results, his dream of speaking dead languages. The awareness of one's mastery of Greek and Latin make him feel a cool epic scale and this leads him to ask questions convoluted teacher who often do not mean shit, but already the that he put the physical satisfaction that the attorney does not care about the rest. Exit
only submissive girls who love the shit and is only attracted to girls who do not bugger rag and have a kind of vaguely masculine, hoping to attract them with his eyes and took the piss, as happened to the undersigned that while speaking with the profesoressa, was set to air stupid good ten minutes because of his new haircut (shorter than her, by the way).

one that has entered the wrong course, but still does not know : a poor devil who constantly asks questions the teacher, even without knowing exactly what she means. This desire, rather than being dictated by narcissistic impulses, arises from complete boredom and despair that the axle during the explanation, leading to enrichment protocol sheets with doodles and Frames (this fails to take notes frantically without any logical sense). He has a nasal voice, big hands like sausages beretta, and serious problems with the hairy armpit hair, feels warm even in December, this is a lesson for half naked, showing off a physique that would make so happy Tinto Brass. She also went to grammar school, but can not remember a Greek club and join in the fun train ride that the undersigned, as ignorant on this front.

The Friend of self Radical Chic shabby : E 'grotesque assistant, Igor the sneers of the situation and follow the Lord and to cultivate the ego with compliments and praise continued. Search, with little success, to achieve the degree of filth not washing, so that her skin has a sallow complexion and unhealthy and her hair looks like a sponge run; wears glasses for emulation, rather than need. He has a crooked smile that comes out on two occasions: when he can create a syntactically correct sentence and fixing a girl who could interest, and provided with a comfortable lead to be dragged and is available in size "mini" and "medium", not to give rise to any inferiority complex in his master and has orgasms every time I hear about.

The list could go on for at least thirty or forty pages are full of silly people who want some originality while reclining sedioline the heat of the course and obviously there is no need to do all the same brush, and then , said that all the students are idiots. I'll just say that I am only a good 90% so you can stay in the politically correct.
Although after these people bully you, there is little to be politically correct.

Then I wonder why are misogynistic and misanthropic. Mah