Why, in that half hour when I leave the house to go and pick the cat to the vet, I captain the juiciest episodes and highlights of the day and I put them in a second post? Murphy's laws should take precedence over the laws of probability.
Episode 1: Encounter my ex-teacher (?) is Italian and History (??), or the day of the oral one who took hostage one of the copies of my dissertation and then ask for autographs with a lot of dedication (???), who happened to be found in my area (considering that she lived in the center and I in pseudo-periphery, could be nothing if not random). A lot of ammore is expressed in tanks, in "oh but it's good to see / But tell me cosastaifacendoora? "and my smiles, a little 'from mullet in reply that in the end I placed the infamous Faculty of Humanities to warm the benches of the course of history. And the stroke of genius, enlightenment on hearing such news, the holy light to the eyes, "Oh, how wonderful! Why do not you do the thesis on the role of women in the Middle Ages? ".
role. Of women. In the Middle Ages.
with a sly smile, "Uh, I'll think about! Hey, look how late, sorry but I have to go get my cat eunuch. "
EPISODE 2: The veterinarian receives me, handing me inside the cage with the cat (who is probably starting to hate me), then take to explain the various attentions to be taken on the first night post-removal genitals. Once finished, I am going to take home the beast, when the doctor stopped me with a "Ah! By the way ... "and turns to me holding a piece of white paper and handing it, so I can see that inside there are two Robine pink and oval-looking a bit 'soggy' ; ... here are the testes. " Thank
with a crooked smile, followed by the figure of shit with a lot of voice a little 'autistic' Oh, Matisse, we have removed the holy balls ...!" and go out.
conversation follows a theme.
Julia: I wonder where does
Julia: what veterinarians need to show you were the cat's testicles after you've done castrate
UrielMatt: Sadism. After all, if the so-called job cuts for the poor cats six implicitly sadistic.
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